John Dilnot

Mike sighed. The game was up. There was only one rule that marine biologists swore to follow - 'don't politicise the fish'. So when his back garden pond life began exhibiting signs of both leftists and the alt-right, it was suggested Mike had gone rogue. When a brash minnow with a bad toupee constructed a wall to keep out the crustaceans, all doubt subsided.

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