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Steven Wilson

Marvin warned them. He prophesied the bikes would become sentient but no one would listen. 'Crazy', they called him. Now the president was a Fixie, mountain bikes policed the streets and anything without a wheel was destined for slave labour. No one else foresaw the rise of the bicycle overlords, and now it was too late.


  • 80% cotton / 20% polyester pre-shrunk jersey
  • Seamless double-needle 7/8
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Weight 280g/m2