Steve stood at the entrance of the Pearly Gates, eyebrows furrowed, feathery angel wings twitching uncomfortably. He was flummoxed.
"So you're saying that everyone deserves a second chance?" asked Steve. "And that you're bored being the Overlord of Hades."
"That's correct." replied Satan, dressed in an all-white ensemble. "Plus I'm happy to cook for everyone. I bet you guys don't season your food properly."