The difference between Claudio pre and post morning coffee was astronomical. It was Jekyll and Hyde, Night and Day. He transformed from a barely functioning member of the walking dead to a rejuvenated phoenix from the flames, all thanks to eight cups of extra strong Americano. But when he miscalculated his coffee storage one morning and gasped at a cupboard bereft of caffeine, his face began to twitch and his body trembled uncontrollably. Claudio had been cursed by the gods. He was gonna have to go to Starbucks.